Max: I love M____(could not make out this last word).
Me: Did you say you love mom?
Max: No.
Me: Well, I love you Maxwell.
Russell: I love you mom.
Me: I love you Russell.
Russell: Max, do you love mom?
Max: No.
Me: WHAT??!!! Come on!!
Max: If my doggie loves you, then I love you.
Russell laughing hysterically...followed by Max laughing just as hard...
Me: Good grief!

I now have to try to "woo" a stuffed dog.